Tree Hug-gers

I saw this some what amusing sign in one of Sunway Pyramid toilet the other day.

It is another way of telling you to wipe your ass again and again with already shit filled toilet paper.


I like the creative tag line.

Sadly, I'm one who concerns more about hygiene then trees. :P

Nobody is gonna smell your shit and say that "oh that guy is noble, he is trying to save the environment!".

They'll just say "you stink!".

I Thought I Will Never See This In My Life

I was at the Summit USJ the other day.

Just hanging out as usual.

Normally me and my friend would walk around randomly, up and down just wasting time.

When I was on an escalator heading down, I saw this.


Darn, sow could someone lost 1 side of his sandal and not noticing it at all?

I was thinking, this guy must be really dumb.

BUT!

Few seconds later after I clear walking down the pathway, I saw this.


Heck, that is something I've always imagine it happening.

Never thought I would ever see one live!!

Counter-Strike 300 Parody

I really apologize for the long hang, until now I am still unable to upload any pictures.... :(

But I finally got an idea.

If pictures cant do the talking, then videos will do the job pretty well!

I stumbled upon this really funny parody intertwining the game 'Counter-Strike' a.k.a CS, and the movie '300'.

Such creativity! They way they played with the characters movement are simply entertaining to watch, very cute also.

Once again I'm very sorry I could not update this time round, I will try my best to fix the problem.

Till then, I leave you with this video.

Enjoy~ ;)



"This is Sparta!"

*head shot* XD

A Waiters' Rant

Caution: I'm a little tipsy after eating too much of chocolate! So this post is written in a sarcastic manner, nevertheless it might help anyone of us to be a better customer! Enjoy~

As a hospitality student majoring in Food and Beverage, I hereby going to share a piece of my mind to all of you out there!

The silent ranting of waiters had begun since human started not appreciating the good things people do for them.

Little do you know,

But I say it ends today! *put on the Hitler look*

Here are the insider secrets about restaurants, from tipping to what days to avoid dining out and what will put you on a waiters black list.

This is a Malaysian-ized version based on the original inspiration.


1. Avoid eating out on holidays, Friday and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.

2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn't going to stay home and miss out on their salary(RM5 per hour) because he's got strep throat. And these are the people handling your food. :)

3. When customers' dissatisfaction devolves into personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance. Some waiters can and do spit in people's food.

4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner." Restaurant owners don't have friends(some of the sad ones). This marks you as a clueless poseur the moment you walk in the door, sorry la, still no discount for you.


5. Treat others as you want to be treated. Yes, people need to be reminded of this, and clearly most people are blardy ignorant, even the rich and educated people sometimes behave like that!

6. Don't do that annoying "kissy" sound to get our attention, especially in a high class restaurant(if mamak, that depends which one)! I had customers doing it to me when I was training in the HOTEL! Good God! @.@ Remember, we have shears that cut through bones in the kitchen. ^^

7. Don't order meals that aren't on the menu. You're forcing the chef to cook something he doesn't make on a regular basis. If he makes the same entrée(main course) 10,000 times a month, the odds are good that the dish will be a home run every time.

8. Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for a glass of hot water and pull out your Milo 3-in-1 packet so you can make your own cheap Milo panas. What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine? -.-"


9. If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you(only in high class restaurant and hotels).

10. If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant. Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, or hostess, but in Malaysia, is every man for himself, not that I want it to be, but I've experience being con by senior staff before on tipping, so I ain't gona share my catch no more. :)

Prawn cocktail preparation

11. Always examine the check/cash. Sometimes large parties are unaware that a "gratuity" has been added to the bill, so they tip on top of it. Waiters "facilitate" this error. But typical Malaysian very stingy wan, sure wont give tips and left over coins ain't tips, what do you think we are, beggars?, what more accidentally pay extra, fat chance!

12. If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.


13. Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time. The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.

14. If the person serving you is a trainee from a hotel school such as Taylor's School of Hospitality and Tourism, give them more tips because it encourages them very much, dah la kena buli from senior staff, getting a fat tips makes them feel as if they got a higher pay then the restaurant manager. XD

Hope you guys enjoy reading, original source from Yahoo news, done a little modification to the content, and there you go~ ;) Till then, take care guys and girls~ ;)

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007

A friend of mine forward me an email one fine day, titled 'The Best Essay UPSR 2007'.

I laugh so loud, my mum thought I was high on drugs.

Check it out! :D


TAJUK: PENGALAMAN YANG NGERI.

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya.

Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.


Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer..

Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter.

Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi...!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.


Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu.

Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati.

Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Classic I tell ya!

A remark by the original sender,

"Itulah zaman sekarang anak-anak banyak sangat terdedah pengaruh televisyen"

How true! XD

When Nature Calls

This is gonna be a short post for the day, don't mind the nonsense. :)

Have anyone of you ever get yourself into situation where you really "have to go"?


Believe me when I say I do.

In fact I have many stories of how I always manage to survive from "the great release".

From leaving my friend in the car and running off to somewhere, and the police came asking "where is the driver?"

To cycle back from school during school hours because the toilet in my high school are just so screwed up,

Also, going few kilometers away just to find a nice toilet when I have one near me.

You name it, I've done it.

Call me the freak of nature, but ask yourself if you do not have any somewhat different preference. :)


So one day, I was walking somewhere near my place.

Suddenly, I ain't feeling very well, I thought it was the food I ate just now.

A sign that I have to go to the WC~ But where???

How in the world am I suppose to find a WC in the middle of no where??

I walked and walked, I saw a place, and an idea came into my head!


Guard: "What is the purpose of your visit?"

Me: "Err.."

Guard: "Oh I know, visit your teacher?"

Me: "Ehm.. Yeah?"

And again~ I've done it!

Another survival episode~

There is a saying, "desperate times calls for desperate measures!" :)

Left 4 Laughter

As I continue to prepare for the end of term 5 blog post.

I would not wanna bored the heck out of you guys whom had been faithfully dropping by my blog despite my lack of update these days.

My apologies for that part.


Anyway, the agenda for today is I'm going to share 2 videos to you guys.

Especially for you gamers!

This is a must watch video.

How many of you guys heard of the game 'Left 4 Dead'? It is a rising phenomena, guys and even girl alike, all play it in the name of boredom.

Nevertheless, the 2 video that I'm about to show you guys, is just for laugh.

Enjoy~ ;)



Watch the above one 1st then only the below one.



FRANCIS GET AWAY FROM HER!

But she's sooooo COOL!

LOL!

Point-less-B-Guitar

I was walking at Point-B Departmental stall one Sunday.

Why was I there???

Because I really have nothing else better to do...

Anyway!

I saw this really nice colored guitars on display.

The 'purple' guitar is actually pink! Camera not very good ma...

Then I saw this little signs on the top of the guitar.

With a big 'NO'

I went up closer to take a look.

You wan to sell guitar, but cannot play?? So how to test the sound??

That is like a food stall showcasing their food menu but the stall keeper comes up to you and say "all these are for display only, no buying allowed!"

Come on... Give me a break!

What next? "We sell 'mee goreng' but without the 'goreng'?!?"

Interesting Restaurant Theme

I've seen many different and interesting stuff when I was at Singapore.

From computerized cabbies.


To big large helicopter fan blades at 'Bugis Street'.


Interesting and weird restaurant concepts are always a norm, its what restaurant owners are looking for, something that can capture the peoples attention.

But the mother of all opportunist restaurant entrepreneur award goes to this particular restaurant owner.

Whoever came up with this, thumbs up for creativeness!

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This is one guy that knows his marketing!

Using the US election as a theme?

What else in the future...


Makes me wonder sometimes...

What if we switch our focus to Malaysia instead?

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I'll name it - 'Boleh Land Restaurant'~!

"UMNO? MCA? MIC? Keadilan? DAP? PAS?"

"Tak apa lah! Semua boleh masuk!" XD

Competitor Analysis

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Whats On My Mind:

I'll be going to Singapore on the 21th - 25th
this month for Asia Conference!
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After my transfer to Dessert's Bar Menara Hap Seng KL,


The challenge became harder because of tight competition between various food and beverage outlets.

We device strategies and plans, only to find out the much more prestigious food brands copy our same technique also!

Howdy neighbor!

Blardy hell, need or not ar?

We give sampling half cup, they give sampling full cup with straw some more....

Nak cari gaduh ke?

But not as power as this next neighbor.


This wan is dine & bank man! Now you cant find excuse to not pay for the food anymore.

And what is darn arse is, when they got too much of customers,

The customers will naturally come over and sit at our tables outside.... :(

Indian buffet

Observing my surroundings can be really interesting, cause I notice something,

On our left is Old Town Kopitiam, right side we have Starbucks, Desserts Bar is sandwich in the middle between those super brands, Olive Tree is just few doors away.

Imagine with me, OTK sells full meal set, Starbucks and their signature aromatic coffee, Olive tree with its value buffet lunch and we on the other hand offer delicious desserts.

But this neighbor of ours...


Sells their country!

What An Insulting "Comment"

I'm sure a lot of us here loves to eat but does not like getting fat.

Thats not the point, hehe...

When we taste good food, we most likely would go back to that place again.


If its really good, we might even bring friends along too! Spreading good comments to others.

Some restaurant and cafe provide comment card for the guest to fill in and show a piece of their mind.

In Malaysia, most of the time no one cares anyway...


Anyhow, there is this particular cafe I went to near my place one evening - Leo's Cafe.

Just like any theme cafe, they provide the guest comment card.

And I think some waiter/waitress really pissed off one of em guest...


Use cockroach next time, I think it will be more "exciting"!

Wahahha.... :P

Blardy "Pirates"

I came home after college one day, as I was walking to my room, I looked ahead of me and I spotted some what a really cool thing!

I rub my eyes and look again from far...

To the horror and shocked of my life, I actually spotted a figure that looked like this!!!


My heart was pumping!

I was excited!

I cant believe what I just saw!

I cant imagine that this was true!

But indeed I saw!

My eyes cant be playing tricks with me!

I jumped for joy!

I scream silently in my heart due to excitement!

Mum actually bought me an ipod!!!!!

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This is the only time I hate piracy so much.......... T.T

Blardy "pirates" that used an old man face as their logo......... =(

2 Stories In a Post

1st up, I would like to tell the entire world, especially fellow Subang people!

Get ready to treat yourself to a super-duper-sedap-yummy banana leaf rice.

From my personal view point, I think one of the good banana leaf rice could be found at Bangsar Baru - Nirwana.

But now, there is another place which I would recommend all to try out, and the best part is, its in Subang Jaya!!!

Let me showcase to all of you~~~

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Nirwana Maju Subang Jaya!

Yes! They frigging open another branch here!

Nirwana in Subang!

Thats like telling the whole world Osama was shot dead!

Now for those who had not been to Bangsar to try out the banana leaf, this is your chance!

Its so close to home! Next time I don't have to go all the way to Bangars at 1.30am just to eat!


The only thing I hope was their standard be better, frankly, I did not enjoy Nirwana's banana leaf rice as much as I used to.

Will see how... :)

Banana leaf anyone??? XD


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Next up, I saw this really really weird picture on the news paper the other day.

As I was flipping through, instantly it caught my attention.

It isn't any ordinary picture, because it looked like this.

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Darn I tell you...

This alien goat won the award for the cutest/beautiful goat for some competition.

Believe it or not.

'Osama Bin Laden' Shot Dead

Oh my gosh, have you guys seen the papers?

The famous 9-11 terrorist mastermind has been shot dead!!!


You guys never heard of the news???

How can??

Don't believe me?

Its on the news!

Take a look for yourselves!

*click on picture for larger image*

Hehehe.....!

I like how the Malay news paper describe the incident.

It made my day I tell you...

Unusual Toilet Instruction

Its quite common in Malaysian toilets to have instructions to teach you how to use the toilet unit.

This proves how much of some peoples sanitary knowledge.

Some have 'aiming' problem, I guess they are not quite a player in Counter Strike.

Or some do 'acrobat' on the toilet unit, when the mangkuk pecah then things will surely get ugly.

Gazing upon the BMW countdown timer creates
in me a mixture of different feelings... =/

Hence people came up with toilet instruction posters, paste commonly within the toilet compound, I'm sure all of you have seen it.

Today, I was at 'Auto surf' internet cafe with my friends after church.

I need to take a leak half way gaming, therefore a man got to do what a man got to do.

Then I saw this instruction paste in front of me upon entry.


Sure beat those lame 'how to shit, pee & flush posters we normally see in our school'...

Makanan Indonesia(Indon Food)

Food company and establishments these days are coming up with weird names for their product, just look around the food places near you and you will know what I mean.

One day, I sat at 'Uma Curry House', a mamak stall within my college compound.

I noticed something different, I saw they added a new menu.

Its an Indonesian food menu, now Indian mamak stalls are going into Indonesian food business, the world is mixing I tell you...

I asked Ivana whether in Bandung got such thing as "sirup bandung" & "mee bandung".

She answered "har? apa tu?"... =/







Enak banget makanan Indo!(Indo food very nice!) =D

My favorite of them all are 'ayam penyet'(flatten chicken) & 'mee soto' which they don't serve... =(

Looking through the menu of delicious food, something caught my eye.



Oh my goodness..

Food establishments these days are crazy...

So whats next?


MICROSOFT?