Signs Of A Lousy High School Prom Night

*This is a brutally honest post on my opinion addition with my anger, some of you(organizers especially) might be deeply offended by what am I going to post, so if your weak hearted and hates KC, I advice you not to read or you might come and smash my house letter box with a hammer later tonight.*

*Eh! If you think that my criticism and extreme sarcastic jokes a little too much, please do confront me ok? And I shall kindly cooperate wan. Don't go and bad mouth me behind my back la.*

*Thanks to Chong for all the photos and videos*

Alright, done with drawing the lines.

What urge me after so long only post an entry about that faithful night? Because this is the only prom up to date that I know has all it takes to be nominated "The Most Lousy Prom of the Millennium".

My dream of a perfect prom night is something like in the movie - 'A Cinderella Story', power pack decoration, many people, etc. But for it to happen in Malaysia...? When pigs fly and humans jiak sai(eat shit) as lunch la...

Hall so big and nice, but only 7 tables - view from the sound control room

Here are 6 ingredient(still got others, more controversial wan that are not listed) I draw out from this prom with picture & video proof on how to screw up your high school prom, future organizers please take note of this and don't be stupid enough to follow this footsteps or allow others to follow.




6. Malaysian Timing & "The Last Min Boleh La Attitude"

As usual those big events would start ridiculously late due to some "problems", the MC will make an announcement that may sounds like this "Ladies and gentleman, our dinner will be starting in 10 min, thank you very much for your patience, etc etc...."

The people will be sitting on their sorry arse while frying their nuts on the heated chair, and the function handsomely starts 1 and the half hour later instead of the promised time.

As a law obeying, government loving students of this beloved nation, we automatically practice the very culture passed down to us unfortunately by our elders during the prom night. It starts 1 and the half hours late or more and here is why...

Due to privacy issue, their handsome face can't be shown, so I replace them with smillies

Last min preparation like buying gifts and setting up the place leave the organizers changing late when the guest has already arrived!! I ask you la, you like ar if people make you wait for 1 and a half freaking hours? Don't tell me "Aiyah no time la, rushing, etc....!" and other related bullshit, organizers hold the full darn responsibility la, your mama never teach you wan meh?!

5. "Ah Pek" also can come in??


Sometimes it makes me wan to bash their heads with the fire extinguisher and throw them off the 4th floor, and scream at them "GO HOME AND CHANGE LA!!". I just wonder have they ever been to a FORMAL occasion or its just they know no culture?

Some even gave me the most ridiculous excuse why they are not dressed in formal/smart, "aiyah I got no button shirt la..." then for GOODNESS SAKE GO BUY LER!! If you are still too damn lazy just use your school uniform la then can give a better excuse such as "my dog la, that bitch lick my shirt till wet wet ledi."

4. The Big Taboo Of Prom Night - Boredom

Keep in mind they make us wait more then 1 and half hours. I shall not say anything about this, see it for your own.


3. "Do I have to fly to get my fries?"

Due to us high school students who always skip our 'ko-kurikulem'(school activities), the food caterers decided to teach us ignorant brats a lesson by making us run our last lap during prom night.


It is not as near as it looks, those white lines on the ground are badminton court lines, so you think la how far it is.

2. The Highlight - Attack Of The Tone Deaf

You think those faceless tone deaf idiots that has absolutely no respect for them self on American/Malaysian Idol are bad? I once thought I heard it all, until that very night...

The Prom it self was a fail, lucky the food was good(full credit to the organizers for finding such a good but stupid caterer - for placing the food so far away) and my mood went back to normal.

Just when things starting to look fine, there were this band went up on stage to preform, as their friend of cost I gave them my 100% support.

Pre-performance

I expected a semi-pro kinda performance since the pianist and guitarist(also the vocalist) are known for their skills on instruments. I got a bad feeling when I saw a microphone place in front of the guitarist. "Omgosh he gona sing?!" My eyes and ears open wide...

(This is what I sang after he did. Sing it with the tune of 'Mungkin Nanti' - chorus part)
"Dan mungkin bila nanti, (and maybe in the future)
aku akan mati, (i will be dead)
kerana engkau t'lah nyanyi, (because you sang)
semua akan akhir sini...." (everything is gona end here)

I felt as if on prom night I am watching porn... With no hesitation, half way during that "performance" I walked out of the hall because I COULD NOT bare to hear the awesome song(Mungkin Nanti - Peter Pan) being violated.

Hence I went up to the sound control room where 'The Dicktator' was.


I wanted to asked him where is the damn mute button for the vocalist microphone.

*I thought of landing SO MUCH more criticism here, but you guys wont be bothered to read, judge for your self.*



Due to the clip was not long enough nor clear, I made another imitation of how the vocal sounds like. Don't blame me if your doctor tells you that you are down with hearing disorder the next day.



Ok la maybe I over exaggerate a bit... But it sounds something like that, I am just not good enough to copy him 100%. Hey maybe him and me could be the next runner up for Malaysian Trashcan Idol..?

Thank God a guy came up on stage soon to take over, he played a song from the Korean drama 'Winter Sonata', it was FAR BETTER then before. At that time my grandmother recover from her heart attack, and humans starts to eat rice again instead of shit!!

Sorry for the dark picture, the brighter ones are blurry

1. Ballroom Boot Camp - Untrained Version

Prom normally goes together with dancing, if it does not have a dancing session, that prom just stole the title "The Most Lousy Prom of the Millennium" from us. Don't worry, we got dance time la as you saw in the video above.

Just some of us tu-lan(means "oh no!" or something related to it, if I am not mistaken) people too comfortably moulding the shape of our ass on the chair and refuse to get up.

Anyway, I did some search on the net about other high school proms, too bad I could not find any other Asian schools, but heck I still got the results. I took both photos and put them together, I don't wan to say anything about this, I let you do the pondering...


I know the organizers did their best using their last min time, I know the vocalist practice long hours just for that night, I know some of you who wanted to get button shirt but just too damn lazy, I know that some of my friends threw away RM 60 by not coming to prom and ended up in KL or staying at home... *cough* *cough* *Chloe* *cough* *Mary* *cough*

So my friends remember! If you are organizing prom, don't screw it up and if you are coming for prom, don't screw yourself up.

Now, will you excuse me I shall dress in my white robe and mourn for myself due to me losing some friends after this post is publish.

~Peace Out~

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