Ku Tak Faham Perangai Lu

Sorry guys, I wont be blogging in English for this post due to certain things that I wan to express.

Thousand apologies.....

This is gona be hard for me... Here goes.


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Kepada anda semua yang faham isi lampiran ini, tolong jangan terjemahkan kepada orang tu kalau berkenalan, kerjasama anda amat dihargai, terima kasih. =)


Perhatian: Aku bukan melepasi perasaan marah, hanya ingin mengdokumentasi kejadian ini, mungkin bila anda baca akan terasa seakan aku bengang, tapi bukan lah.

Mungkin bahasa ku cacat... Ini lah bukti kenapa saya dapat 'D' dalam Sijil Penilaian Menengah ku bagi mata pelajaran Bahasa Malaysia. =P

Oh yea, kalau anda mau menyuarakan sesuatu, sila tulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia/Indonesia, ok? =D

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Lu orang kedua ku kenali di pusat pengajian tinggi.


Pada pertemuan pertama, ku berpendapat lu seorang yang biasa.

Tetapi, dunia ni tetap bulat, babi tak akan terbang...


Perkara yang ku tak jangka berlaku juga.

Tindakkan lu membingungkan...

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Jujur kata, kadangkalanya ia menakutkan kami semua...

Mungkin lebih teruk dalam pandangan orang lain, kemungkinan nama lu sudah diibaratkan - keji.

Lu tau... Ku pernah terfikir nak tanya apa hal yang sebenarnya ingin lu capai?

Tahukah kesan yang akan cetus apabila lu bersikap demikian?


Asyik mengacau hampir semua perempuan dalam kumpulan satu & dua...

Teruk lagi, kumpulan lain pun tak dikecualikan dalam "genggaman" lu.

Menambah minyak atas api, perempuan yang dikasihi oleh kawan lu(bukan saya ok!) pun ingin lu "rampas".

Tau nama bunga ini, tau lah siapa perempuan tu! ;)
Kalau masih tak terfikir, acukan mouse pada gambar
dan lihat barisan atas itu "start bar".

Selalu lu katakan "*nama* sangat comel!", tak lama lagi lu akan kata "*nama lain* sangat/lebih comel!"

Atau "oh! ku suka *nama*!", "ku juga suka *nama lain*!"...

Ku hampir-hampir alami tekanan jiwa akibat mendengar "deklarasi" lu tiap-tiap hari...

Begitu tak apa... Lelaki, biasalah.. Tambahan lagi, lu berkenalan/ingin berkenalan orang tersebut, itu put tak kisah, perkara tu biasa.

Ingin berkenalan?? =P Gurauan aja~ =P

TAPI!

Lu melampaui jangkaan manusia! Hingga ke tahap ingin sentuh-sentuh!

Eh... tunggu jap... Bukan ingin.. Lu AKAN sentuh tak kira dengan satu cara atau lain...

Biar pun anak Negara Cina, anak Indonesia, anak Malaysia, umur, mempunyai teman lelaki atau tak, reputasi lu sendiri dan PERASAAN orang lain.

Asalkan perumpuan dan comel dari pandangan lu, sudah pasti diganggu-ganggu...


Oh yea... Dengan mencabut gambar pelekat teman wanita lu dari belakang telefon tak semestinya boleh "wujudkan peluang" untuk lu.

Malah, ia menunjukkan udang di sebalik batu - kedinginan hati lu...


Patutlah ku mendapat tahu E****a dan J****a sudah takut "trauma" terhadap lu...

Tak terasa mereka tidak ingin berbicara dengan lu lagi?


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Walaupun pasangan lu di tanah yang berjauhan, apakah reaksi dia kalau mendapat tahu semua ni?

Ngerinya bila ku fikirkan...

Aduh! Dia melayani lu seakan raja lah! Lihatlah bagaimana niat baiknya dibalas...


Lu masih bertuah kerana belum ditampar oleh sesiapa pun...

Bilakah lu akan sedar oh kawan ku!!!

Ghetto of Subang

SK and I were just walking around the USJ 1 area the other day.

For some weird reason, we kinda got lost around that newly developed area which I got lost there once before, so this is the 2nd time.


No, we did not got ourselves lost around the area we live in.

That particular place wasn't a familiar territory to us.


Upon walking around that place, I could see the cultural differences around me.

But one thing for sure is.

We still share something similar...

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Spending time to play Dota.

They love it so much, till they named their Cyber Cafe after one of the heroes in the game.

Flavor of Term 2

With a blink of an eye, the 1st month of term 2 is coming to an end!

Honestly speaking, I don't really like this term as to this point of time.

Quite dull and less "flavor-able"...


No I am not talking about food.

My point is my subjects are down to earth boring and dry.....

Business math..


Food science...


Accounting...

Yeah, why man... Why...?

I got so worn down by the dryness of the subject till I almost never pay attention in class.

Even though I slept at 10pm almost everyday, the "boring aura" generated by certain lecturer was just unbearable...


Up to a point I let David draw my hand while I listen to lecturer teach.

Got the pen poking feeling ma, so wont fall asleep. =)

But as days goes on, things just got worst.

My 2nd blog poser - Karl =D

Sleeping in the bath tab would be a common thing!

Ok la, not that bad...

Just need to "look awake" in class will do.

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Despite of so much negativity, there are some fun stuff happening in term 2!

Such as we are finally able to serve real guest rather then imagining one. But I freaking lost 9 of my meal vouchers!!!

@#$%

Just kill me..... @.@

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Cook for others! And cook extra for own consumption.

But there is a problem...


Such as when you over cook or burn certain food that your suppose to get ready.

We will be in deep shit, thats just what I faced on Thursday.

I over burned my bread that I was suppose to use as soup topping, it leaves me no choice but to scrape off those burn part and serve the little round shape "chocolate bread".

Surprisingly the guest never complain! In fact the soup turn up to be good! Thank heavens~! =D


Never forgetting the really fun pastry class! We get to make different types of appetizers and desserts, can 'tapau' some more if got extra.

Oenology(the study of wine) and moral kinda interesting, me and my team will be shooting an advertisement, such a cool assignment!

Thats the best thing I could do in this term! =D Cant wait for it to be done, by the way, my lecturer would post all the ad we make on Youtube, I will post it here once its all over. =D

Although so many nice things, but at the end of it...


Term 2 still stinks...

Ok la, half half la...

Nevertheless, I still hope for the best! Will try to finish it strong!

Somehow......

Wish me the best! ;)

Note: Nikki.A you good la today your last day of being a Taylorian! So plan to join me anytime soon? =P

Ulead VideoStudio v11 Is Good

Dead line for my moral project is just next month!

I fire up my long time trusty video editing software - Ulead VideoStudio v8 for a test run.

To my horror, the entire editor refuse to start up!

It leaves me no choice but to get a new program.

After awhile of scouting around, finally I got myself a new pirated video engine.


This here is the newest version of the software I previously used.

Some of you might have seen this particular video titled "Screwed Story" on Youtube.

Its a silly storyless piece of drama that we did just for fun during secondary school days.

For the benefit of those who haven seen it before, here is the video.



Bare in mind, do not expect 1st class quality work in this clips, it was merely done out of boredom.

Quite "wu liao" ma...

Anyway, due to me being unfamiliar with the new v11, I decided to re-edit "Screwed Story" once more.

To test out those new gimmicks they put in.

The re-edit has a little more effects and etc...



If time is what you have at your disposal, you can just take a look.

I will not be held responsible for any brain damaged cost by the viewing of the video. =P

That all for today, have a great week ahead! =D

Dead Fantasy - Most Kick Ass Fight Scene Choreograph I've Ever Seen!

Everyone knows 'The Matrix' are famous for their slow motion close range combat.


'Star Wars' for their one of a kind light saber duel.


Or 'Final Fantasy Advent Children', amazing animated combat.


Today, a total new generation of combat has finally being conceived and produce by the mind of a genius from Thailand.

Featuring characters from 'Dead or Alive' and 'Final Fantasy', the 3 vs 2(gona be 3 vs 3 for part 2) combat choreograph was absolutely mind blowing!

Even words cant describe..

There was a comment done by someone regarding this video "Square Soft(the producers of the game 'Final Fantasy') can fire all of their current staff and hire this guy!"



Judge it yourself!

Pastry 101

Just like the bread man gets up early in the morning to deliver bread to local mini markets.

DH 28 Group 2 like wise gets up every alternate Monday for pastry class.


The goal at the end of the class?

Make the bread rolls and dessert for the restaurant guest!


Wah lao, 1st class we already have to make pastry for guest, they din find any hair in those bread rolls consider good already. =P

Regardless of what the out come will be, we have a really nice pastry lecturer - Chef Padma.


She is the lady behind the buns.

Making sure that our product wont be as soft as tissue and hard as rock.


Ingredients must be followed according to the recipe.


The amount of flour, yeast, eggs, milk and etc...

Each has its own part to play, and all of them are depending on one another to create a nice product.

The mixer

After constant maxing, the lump of thing will be taken out to let it "grow", I don't know how to explain it, but there was something to do with the yeast.


"Growing"...


Double the "omph"~!


The big boy gets cut and rolled into small balls.


Working together using the concept of human chain, each of us were assigned to either cut or roll the paste.


It had to be rolled into a shape like this.


Apply a little butter on top, and off to the oven!


Thats all about bread rolls, we move on to the dessert - cream caramel.

And this is how the caramel was formed if you never seen it before.

You put it on the hot plate.


Let the sugar melt.




Till it turns into golden brown color.

Pour it on an empty container.


And add a little.... Shit! I forgot what is the thing that we must add in.



Neh, that white yellow thingy la.

Into the oven once its done~!


Last but not least, Chef Padma was kind enough to let us make muffins for our own consumption.

Basic ingredients used.



Now you know why are pastry so fattening? XD


Adding of resins.


That 3 blocks of butter...


Mixed it well, and finally!


Temptation was really really strong.

However, we really had a fun time.

Here comes the the moment of truth!


Yummy!!

My faithful blog poser in action again =D

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NOT!

Personally I don't like pastry, what more if you see this in your muffin.


Notice the white spot, thats the unbaked part!

Oh my goodness... ~.~


The cream caramel taste very "eggy". I find it super yucky~


Egg is good, but too much is bad.

I thought the bread roll could at less turn up well.

In fact it did! Too well!


Very the freaking big loh... -.-

Compare with this...


Despite of all the weird results, we are still proud to say, "we made pastry today!".

Have you? Going to? =P