"Good For Skin"(Making a Fool of Myself)

Warning! High level of humour required to read this post.



Don't say i din warn you.



Mom: "Mel,come eat this!"

Mel: "What? ok coming coming."


-Mom brings out some ugly looking purple fruit-

Do I look ugly to you?

Mom: "This one very good for health, lots of fiber."

Mel: *Which fruit not good for health la?* "Uh... yeah..."

Within the ugly skin - The horror!

Mom: "Very sweet la!"

Mel: *Moves tongue and taste* "Where go sweet, taste like water nia."

Mom: …

Mel: "Looks like some monkey brain with dead house fly stuck in it."

Mom: "Shut up and eat, expensive fruit you know!"

Mel: *Feel like crying as each bite enters my mouth*


-After 30 min-

=)

Mom: "Mel you know the man that sell this, he say you take the skin and rub at your hand, your skin will be smoother wan."

Mel: *What the fork?* "Har!!?? Got such thing wan meh!?"

Mom: "Don’t know, go try now and see."

Mel: =(

"Why am I doing this?"

Before

After - omgosh don't send me to jail~!!

-My Conclusion-

You very sweet eh? Revenge is sweeter

Stupid market man...