Don't Wan To Be An American Idiot~!

Many people in old times, current times, and maybe even in the future seeks to move into the land of America to live the American dream or some crap like that.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against people who wants to live in America. Personally I prefer to stay at home ground or other country in the east.


Sometimes I wonder, why are people so eager to move away from their own country to another foreign land and take up the status of "2nd class citizens".

Yes I know the fact its for, work opportunity, studies, children's future, etc...

Its perfectly fine to migrate, but don't forget your own country la, it is where you were born and grew up man, this reminds me of someone... =/

Really dislike people who move to another country and start criticizing/showing defection towards your own homeland.

You like to defect so much rite? I pray to God that you will not become like these people in the video below.

*This is a video I watched from Ben Ong's blog*

Note: This post was not intended to offend anyone, please do not take it to heart, especially all my friends who are now living in over seas. Its just a funny video I wanted to share with all of you. =D

100% Won't Get Stolen Wan

I was walking to 7-11 to get some stuff, I notice something rather interesting.

We Malaysians very power wan when it comes to parking our vehicle.

Take a look at these...

*Picture source from www.kennysia.com*



Now u might say, illegal parking on roads or pedestrian street are old school.

So what about "on" the 'longkang'?


Hmm... Why din I think of that?

Next time they might even park it on the tree.

JPJ Test

17th of April, Tuesday

9pm: Went to bed.

12am: Got up to go toilet, end up unable to sleep back until 5:30am the next day.

18th of April , Wednesday


5:30am: Got up and refresh myself, had a cup of drink.


6:30am: My driving instructor came to pick up Eugene and I.

7am - 8am: Instructor asked us to go fer a spin with the car for the last time before test. Meet Tham Jun Xian when we were there.


8am - 9:30am: JPJ officer open up to whoever wants to start doing the parking test & etc... Eugene and I were the 1st few who went. I passed. =)


9:30am - 1pm: Freaking JPJ did not pick my number, waited for my turn.

The amount of people who are still waiting after 3 hours

Many idiots decide to take some puff, due to my lack of sleep and natural hatred towards smokes in addition the hot weather, my head grew two times its size.

Try saying 47 in cantonese, it reads "sei chat", in other words "sure die",
but I proved the belief of bad luck numbers are wrong

1pm++: "Nombor 47!" I could not wait to get into the car and show the JPJ officer what I'm made off, my head was making me weak, but I pressed on.

I was hungry too, because we did not eat anything, fearing that our number might be called, we did not leave our position.

1:30pm: I finished touring with the car, the man hand me a slip, once again I passed. =)


2:30pm: FINALLY having my lunch, nothing like a cup of "kat chai suen mui" after all I have gone through.

There is is, my super cut short version JPJ test experience, sounds boring?

IT IS BORING!!!

Wait till your turn to get your "P" then you will feel me.

Talk To The Hand

I wanted to update yesterday, but I m having JPJ(driving) test today, so I went to bed at 9pm cause mum asked me to.

Anyway, I will blog about my JPJ test experience tomorrow or the day after, I am DEAD tired today, so give me a break k. =)

On the way home after the test, I spotted a really 'keng' t-shirt worn by a dude on a motorbike.


Brings an entire new meaning to the phrase "talk to the hand".