Whats On My Mind:
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Tulan
- An illustrated term, meaning: extreme dissatisfaction and unhappiness.
- What Melz is feeling right now.
Picture from kennysia.comAs a QUALIFIED driver with CLEAN license(no bribe wan, dun play play),
the most tulan thing that could ever happen to us would be our parents not letting us to drive??
My answer to that would be...
NOOOO!!!
In fact the most tulan thing that could ever happen is when parents LET US DRIVE, WITH THEM IN THE CAR.
I tell u, I won't just be feeling the normal tulan ok?
I will be feeling THE MOTHER OF ALL TULANS!
The license weget earned, to them its just a mockery, they will start making stuff up saying that your not ready to drive.
I wont say thats not true at all, but mum only allow me to "practice" driving ONCE every week, how to get used to the car u tell me...
Licenses value = our UPSR certificate = useless.
Let me paint the picture for you guys by telling you a tulan story that happened yesterday...
-Approximately 300 meters before reaching church-
*The car moved in front a little when I was preforming the reverse, before I even get to break and re-position the car*
(I was in the car getting ready to reverse out from the parking lot)
Mum: "BREAK! PULL HAND BREAK! FREE GEAR! ETC..............."
Me: "Ya lah I know, quit shouting..."
*The gear accidentally slipped off my hand when I was shifting it, before I even get to put my hands back*
Mum: "AI YOH SEE LA YOUR HANDLING SO BAD, HOW TO LET YOU DRIVE?"
Me: "......"
*Before I even get to reverse out to see whether there are cars coming my way*
Mum: "LOOK OUT FOR CARS! SLOWLY, DON'T SO FAST! ETC.................."
Me: "YA lah, I know, I don't go out a bit how to see...??"
*On the road, nearing a traffic light and there was a Mercedes in front of me*
Mum: "Random crapping about how to be a driver"......
Me: *Clearly I lost concentration, due to asking mum to be silent when I am driving*
(My car was moving closer to the the Mercedes, before I even get to break)
Mum: "WATCH OUT THE MERCEDES IN FRONT!(I quickly break) GET DOWN FROM THE CAR! I DRIVE! ETC..............."
Me: "SHUT UP LA.....!!!! How u wan me to concentrate when u keep on scream, shout and talk loudly when I am driving?!"
*Traffic turns green, I have to make my way up a small slope*
Mum: "YOU KNOW HOW OR NOT? HERE SLOPE LA! LET ME DRIVE! ETC.................."
Me: "Keep quiet la! I know how to handle these kind of situation."
*Driving up the slope*
Mum: "STEP ON THE ACCELERATION PADDLE! GO UP SLOPE MUST STEP MORE WAN! ETC................."
Me: "I know! I know! Just keep your mouth shut can ar??!!"
*When I was about to park the car*
Mum: "Stop here, I wan do the u-turn parking."
Me: "Let me do, I know how."
Mum: "No you don't, now get down."
Me: "......"
What an insult...! You guys can drive in these kinda condition? Or never kena before? Answer me people!
ARGH!! BIG-TIME PISSED-OFF KING-SIZE TULAN OF ALL TULANS!!
the most tulan thing that could ever happen to us would be our parents not letting us to drive??
My answer to that would be...
NOOOO!!!
In fact the most tulan thing that could ever happen is when parents LET US DRIVE, WITH THEM IN THE CAR.
I tell u, I won't just be feeling the normal tulan ok?
I will be feeling THE MOTHER OF ALL TULANS!
The license we
I wont say thats not true at all, but mum only allow me to "practice" driving ONCE every week, how to get used to the car u tell me...
Licenses value = our UPSR certificate = useless.
Let me paint the picture for you guys by telling you a tulan story that happened yesterday...
-Approximately 300 meters before reaching church-
*The car moved in front a little when I was preforming the reverse, before I even get to break and re-position the car*
(I was in the car getting ready to reverse out from the parking lot)
Mum: "BREAK! PULL HAND BREAK! FREE GEAR! ETC..............."
Me: "Ya lah I know, quit shouting..."
*The gear accidentally slipped off my hand when I was shifting it, before I even get to put my hands back*
Mum: "AI YOH SEE LA YOUR HANDLING SO BAD, HOW TO LET YOU DRIVE?"
Me: "......"
*Before I even get to reverse out to see whether there are cars coming my way*
Mum: "LOOK OUT FOR CARS! SLOWLY, DON'T SO FAST! ETC.................."
Me: "YA lah, I know, I don't go out a bit how to see...??"
*On the road, nearing a traffic light and there was a Mercedes in front of me*
Mum: "Random crapping about how to be a driver"......
Me: *Clearly I lost concentration, due to asking mum to be silent when I am driving*
(My car was moving closer to the the Mercedes, before I even get to break)
Mum: "WATCH OUT THE MERCEDES IN FRONT!(I quickly break) GET DOWN FROM THE CAR! I DRIVE! ETC..............."
Me: "SHUT UP LA.....!!!! How u wan me to concentrate when u keep on scream, shout and talk loudly when I am driving?!"
*Traffic turns green, I have to make my way up a small slope*
Mum: "YOU KNOW HOW OR NOT? HERE SLOPE LA! LET ME DRIVE! ETC.................."
Me: "Keep quiet la! I know how to handle these kind of situation."
*Driving up the slope*
Mum: "STEP ON THE ACCELERATION PADDLE! GO UP SLOPE MUST STEP MORE WAN! ETC................."
Me: "I know! I know! Just keep your mouth shut can ar??!!"
*When I was about to park the car*
Mum: "Stop here, I wan do the u-turn parking."
Me: "Let me do, I know how."
Mum: "No you don't, now get down."
Me: "......"
What an insult...! You guys can drive in these kinda condition? Or never kena before? Answer me people!
ARGH!! BIG-TIME PISSED-OFF KING-SIZE TULAN OF ALL TULANS!!
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