Say No To 'Nambla'

We are living in a cruel and weird world today, crime rates sky rocketing, war, famine, rise of the unlawful and immoral.

But, our world is also a beautiful place, depends on how you view it.

The sad part was, this world is already deteriorating, and something just had to boost it to make it even worst...

A gentle reminder ahead, this post is highly sickening(no, not because I wrote it) because of its natural content, DO NOT EAT(I vomited out my chicken rice while writing this post) while reading, thank you. =)


No is not "New Adidas Membership Bonus LA"...

Seen this or heard about this before?

Be prepared... because it stands for.......

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North American Man/Boy Love Association a.k.a NAMBLA

Man & boy love???

*vomits*

Same sex relationship to a certain degree consider got problem.. And child abuse is totally unacceptable.

Now! They have to double up the "omph", same sex relationship + with a child!


God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve/little Steve...

Fine, if you don't believe in God but the theory of evolution.

Monkeys don't bang on poles but holes... What more small little poles! @.@

Click here to read more about this sick organization...


Where have all the real man gone to?!?

The world is getting crazier each day I tell you...

Signs Of A Lousy High School Prom Night - Review

Reagan told me a few things after he read about my review at the bottom:

"I was talking to you spontaneously yesterday.. Not giving excuses."

"About the dancing part.. I wasn't blaming people for not dancing.. I was just referring to your post on why so little people danced."

"What I actually meant late was not that we were doing stuff thats why we were late.. LOTS of people came late.(True) But it's true that we left people to rot. Sorry for that."

"When I said 'last minute'.. I did not actually meant LAST minute."

"We went around telling people.. Prom could not be done.."

"People agreed that we just gather for Dinner.. They agreed."

"Yeah.. So what I was trying to tell you yesterday was not my excuses. I was trying to refer to your post.."

What I note up there is according to what he told me, I have no comment about this, I decide to tell his side of the story cause it would be fair for everyone to know what is going on the organizers head and not only to read about my side of the tale.

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Remember I noted something in my last post "Signs Of A Lousy High School Prom Night"?

*Eh! If you think that my criticism and extreme sarcastic jokes a little too much, please do confront me ok? And I shall kindly cooperate wan. Don't go and bad mouth me behind my back la.*

I was not expecting anyone to come tell me how they feel(organizers especially), I was dead wrong. One of the person in the organizing team, I shall refer him as Reagan, did just that.

We had a chat via MSN and I find that the things he said make me think twice about certain stuff I wrote.

Due to his big balls that enabled him to come up and tell me how he and the others might feel, I could firmly say he is a person that I respect, not many have the courage to do it, instead many will keep quite, give "cold treatment", hate or worst - bad mouth, ask your self.

In honor of his honesty, I will write a review on behalf of what he thinks.

*Note to Regan: I add something that I wan to say according to what you have said, I hope you could understand and if I am once again too harsh, by all means let me know, thank you.*


*Conversation parts were combine together to make elaborating my job easy to*

1st, you said "Most of the problem you mentioned is not the organizers problem.. But the people that came/promised to come/our FRIENDS.
But I had a hard time trying to please everyone who wanted this and that.. That's why it was mess, but what we get?
People come dressing like that, dun wan to participate in dancing? What can we do man."

I never thought about it until he made this statement, its true that us(not all) who came gave some problems, the dress code for example.


This fact is clear and it needs no more explanation.

About the dancing part, you can't expect all of us to dance, what if that person does not wan to dance due to his or her own personal reasons? Such as "My face tonight very tu-lan la..."

What if that person does not have a partner? So he has to come up to someone and ask "Hey blarder! I bollo lu punyer gur fwen can ar? I wan dance dance la..." Sounds wrong rite?

I am not saying that if you don't dance during prom is a right thing, but everyone has a reason why are they not.

Plus that night, not many people that could be asked, majority already "owned", single people all stay home watch Astro.



2nd, you explain the reason why the prom starts late. "People like "......", ".......", "........", ".......", "......." help SOOOOOOOO much... They walk to places, called people and all... thats why we came up late.

I know you guys put lots of effort in it, but like I said before, organizers hold full responsibility, should have more time management, plan early. Ok la, make it fair, you all really no choice but to be late. At less think of something to let us do, better then leaving us rot waiting.

You all did play songs from CD, but its all the modern kinda thingy, I have no hate towards modern songs, but for goodness sake its prom, where are the waltz? I remember we got her singing "hips don't lie".


If there were more choice, it will be better.

I REALLY from the bottom of my heart thank you all who try your best to make this prom come to life, furthermore all of you guys are my friends, that is why I was even unhappy when it turned up like this, I KNOW you guys CAN do MUCH better then that.

And yes, I admit the way I wrote was very harsh, I apologies. But is has not change the way I think about the prom.

How will you like it on your wedding day for example, you forget to call the pastor/pope, and he turns up late to conduct the wedding? Instead of the bride gets to throw the flower ball for young singles to catch, you will in turn get smashed by the wedding cake thrown by angry guest.



3rd, "and we did changed it last minute wad.. By calling it farewell party." I am sorry to say I can't accept this as an excuse. And I believe many will not. With all respect, you can't just change an even, calling a wedding as an open house, funeral as a birthday party. It is just... You say for your self...

The USJ 8 and USJ 13 combine thingy was not a prom but a pool party.

Maybe I got your meaning wrongly? Do let me know if so.


4th, "By the way... I love my school so much! SMK USJ 8. Just like Chole said.. Dun write the name of the school..." Alright this is my bad, it is unfair for me to openly bring down the school name, so I shall change what I wrote.

Before

After

Still got problem? Please let me know. *I am not sarcastic with what I say here*


5th, ""....." was up there playing too.. I know he gave his best(the pianist in the band)." Yes I also know he gave his best, in fact he has no sweat playing the piano. I stated this when I post. "I expected a semi-pro kinda performance since the pianist and guitarist(also the vocalist) are known for their skills on instruments."

I understand the fact that they want to entertain to crowd, but at less they should know what they CAN do and what they CAN'T do. Would it be better if they perform 100% instrumental?


They could do their solo and they might even pull off a great show, I know they can play VERY WELL, but why sing??


Thats all I have to say, I am not trying to defend myself. Anyway got thing to say? All are welcome to say a word or two.

~Peace Out~

Signs Of A Lousy High School Prom Night

*This is a brutally honest post on my opinion addition with my anger, some of you(organizers especially) might be deeply offended by what am I going to post, so if your weak hearted and hates KC, I advice you not to read or you might come and smash my house letter box with a hammer later tonight.*

*Eh! If you think that my criticism and extreme sarcastic jokes a little too much, please do confront me ok? And I shall kindly cooperate wan. Don't go and bad mouth me behind my back la.*

*Thanks to Chong for all the photos and videos*

Alright, done with drawing the lines.

What urge me after so long only post an entry about that faithful night? Because this is the only prom up to date that I know has all it takes to be nominated "The Most Lousy Prom of the Millennium".

My dream of a perfect prom night is something like in the movie - 'A Cinderella Story', power pack decoration, many people, etc. But for it to happen in Malaysia...? When pigs fly and humans jiak sai(eat shit) as lunch la...

Hall so big and nice, but only 7 tables - view from the sound control room

Here are 6 ingredient(still got others, more controversial wan that are not listed) I draw out from this prom with picture & video proof on how to screw up your high school prom, future organizers please take note of this and don't be stupid enough to follow this footsteps or allow others to follow.




6. Malaysian Timing & "The Last Min Boleh La Attitude"

As usual those big events would start ridiculously late due to some "problems", the MC will make an announcement that may sounds like this "Ladies and gentleman, our dinner will be starting in 10 min, thank you very much for your patience, etc etc...."

The people will be sitting on their sorry arse while frying their nuts on the heated chair, and the function handsomely starts 1 and the half hour later instead of the promised time.

As a law obeying, government loving students of this beloved nation, we automatically practice the very culture passed down to us unfortunately by our elders during the prom night. It starts 1 and the half hours late or more and here is why...

Due to privacy issue, their handsome face can't be shown, so I replace them with smillies

Last min preparation like buying gifts and setting up the place leave the organizers changing late when the guest has already arrived!! I ask you la, you like ar if people make you wait for 1 and a half freaking hours? Don't tell me "Aiyah no time la, rushing, etc....!" and other related bullshit, organizers hold the full darn responsibility la, your mama never teach you wan meh?!

5. "Ah Pek" also can come in??


Sometimes it makes me wan to bash their heads with the fire extinguisher and throw them off the 4th floor, and scream at them "GO HOME AND CHANGE LA!!". I just wonder have they ever been to a FORMAL occasion or its just they know no culture?

Some even gave me the most ridiculous excuse why they are not dressed in formal/smart, "aiyah I got no button shirt la..." then for GOODNESS SAKE GO BUY LER!! If you are still too damn lazy just use your school uniform la then can give a better excuse such as "my dog la, that bitch lick my shirt till wet wet ledi."

4. The Big Taboo Of Prom Night - Boredom

Keep in mind they make us wait more then 1 and half hours. I shall not say anything about this, see it for your own.


3. "Do I have to fly to get my fries?"

Due to us high school students who always skip our 'ko-kurikulem'(school activities), the food caterers decided to teach us ignorant brats a lesson by making us run our last lap during prom night.


It is not as near as it looks, those white lines on the ground are badminton court lines, so you think la how far it is.

2. The Highlight - Attack Of The Tone Deaf

You think those faceless tone deaf idiots that has absolutely no respect for them self on American/Malaysian Idol are bad? I once thought I heard it all, until that very night...

The Prom it self was a fail, lucky the food was good(full credit to the organizers for finding such a good but stupid caterer - for placing the food so far away) and my mood went back to normal.

Just when things starting to look fine, there were this band went up on stage to preform, as their friend of cost I gave them my 100% support.

Pre-performance

I expected a semi-pro kinda performance since the pianist and guitarist(also the vocalist) are known for their skills on instruments. I got a bad feeling when I saw a microphone place in front of the guitarist. "Omgosh he gona sing?!" My eyes and ears open wide...

(This is what I sang after he did. Sing it with the tune of 'Mungkin Nanti' - chorus part)
"Dan mungkin bila nanti, (and maybe in the future)
aku akan mati, (i will be dead)
kerana engkau t'lah nyanyi, (because you sang)
semua akan akhir sini...." (everything is gona end here)

I felt as if on prom night I am watching porn... With no hesitation, half way during that "performance" I walked out of the hall because I COULD NOT bare to hear the awesome song(Mungkin Nanti - Peter Pan) being violated.

Hence I went up to the sound control room where 'The Dicktator' was.


I wanted to asked him where is the damn mute button for the vocalist microphone.

*I thought of landing SO MUCH more criticism here, but you guys wont be bothered to read, judge for your self.*



Due to the clip was not long enough nor clear, I made another imitation of how the vocal sounds like. Don't blame me if your doctor tells you that you are down with hearing disorder the next day.



Ok la maybe I over exaggerate a bit... But it sounds something like that, I am just not good enough to copy him 100%. Hey maybe him and me could be the next runner up for Malaysian Trashcan Idol..?

Thank God a guy came up on stage soon to take over, he played a song from the Korean drama 'Winter Sonata', it was FAR BETTER then before. At that time my grandmother recover from her heart attack, and humans starts to eat rice again instead of shit!!

Sorry for the dark picture, the brighter ones are blurry

1. Ballroom Boot Camp - Untrained Version

Prom normally goes together with dancing, if it does not have a dancing session, that prom just stole the title "The Most Lousy Prom of the Millennium" from us. Don't worry, we got dance time la as you saw in the video above.

Just some of us tu-lan(means "oh no!" or something related to it, if I am not mistaken) people too comfortably moulding the shape of our ass on the chair and refuse to get up.

Anyway, I did some search on the net about other high school proms, too bad I could not find any other Asian schools, but heck I still got the results. I took both photos and put them together, I don't wan to say anything about this, I let you do the pondering...


I know the organizers did their best using their last min time, I know the vocalist practice long hours just for that night, I know some of you who wanted to get button shirt but just too damn lazy, I know that some of my friends threw away RM 60 by not coming to prom and ended up in KL or staying at home... *cough* *cough* *Chloe* *cough* *Mary* *cough*

So my friends remember! If you are organizing prom, don't screw it up and if you are coming for prom, don't screw yourself up.

Now, will you excuse me I shall dress in my white robe and mourn for myself due to me losing some friends after this post is publish.

~Peace Out~

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